I have spent the better part of the last 10 years writing computer code. My goal for the future is to write less code and focus on my interpersonal skills and to be more involved in builds of physical products.

Some things I’ve learned along the way:

Code is the result of your ability to collaborate. The more efficiently you collaborate with your teammates, the less code you have to write. Younger programmers will not understand this, most of them (including myself) believe they can brute force code through any problem, but please try to avoid this. If you have no teammates: get them. No man or woman is an island.

Release as often as possible. Release every day if you can: this will force your teammates to collaborate with you, don’t let them bully you into releasing less often, their anti-social tendencies must be fought against with every tool you have ( charisma, charm, honesty, honor, building rapport, being in their face, and even bribery such as with beer, lunch, etc).

As an entrepreneur, the same still applies. Instead of writing code, first go through the following checklist:

1. Have you vetted the idea with any other human being (overcoming the incorrect fear of releasing an idea, and overcoming the incorrect trajectory of the solo-preneur).
2. If you have no one for step 1, visit co-working spaces, bars and work on your social skills so that you can make step 1 happen (this could take a few years, and will be well worth it)
3. Have you met a graphic designer?
4. Have you met a co-founder?

As a career, coding is a means to an end. Every few years, paradigms shift: the desktop computing bubble was followed by the internet bubble, and now we are in the mobile bubble (the next bubble will be robotics / 3d printing ). Another example: perl -> php -> ruby as the easiest language to code websites in. You really have no hope of keeping up with the constant paradigm shifts. Younger programmers will latch on to the newest trends and make you obsolete. You cannot always stay on top of every new language/skill-set, nor are you expected to. Your best bet is to get out of coding and into management or into entrepreneurship as soon as possible.

Do other work besides coding: try working as a cook in a kitchen, as a waiter. Try doing something that directly pays you money because of your ability to interact with other humans, not your ability to interact with a turing machine (moving into product management counts). Try building things with your hands, working with wood, soldering metal. Learn how to dance with a partner (instant ROI!).

With that. It is on to new ventures!  And if you are an Android Dev, hit up the guys behind SoundTracking: Schematic Labs, you just might have a phone call from me to see if you have what it takes!

different color. The algorithm can be whatever you choose.

ListView fileList = (ListView)findViewById(R.id.list);

final String whatever[] = {“1″,”2″,”3″,”4″,”5″};

fileList.setAdapter(new ArrayAdapter<String>(this,android.R.layout.simple_list_item_1,rev) {

public View getView(int position, View convertView, ViewGroup parent) {

View v = layoutInflater.inflate(android.R.layout.simple_list_item_1,null);

TextView i = (TextView)v.findViewById(android.R.id.text1);

i.setText(whatever[position].toString());

i.setLayoutParams(new AbsListView.LayoutParams(LayoutParams.WRAP_CONTENT,

LayoutParams.WRAP_CONTENT));

i.setBackgroundColor(Integer.parseInt(whatever[position]) > 2 ? Color.BLACK : Color.rgb(0xFF, 0xA5, 0×00));

return i;

}

And low and behold, I find that Linkedin gets to do maintenance at 6 pm. If linked-in gets to do maintenance at 6 pm…..then so should we all.

So, a few weekends ago, I went to a Himilayan Festival on a bright sunny weekend. It was in a slopey park in Berkeley with a stream running through it, and an island in the middle. Food: on one side of the stream; a stage with ongoing live performances and stores: on the other.

In the middle of the stream, there was an island with a huge pot of chai boiling, and a community table. There were also some drums. I sat down with one and listened.

I listened to…and then played a lot of himilayan (tibetan/indian/nepalese/bhutanese). There was a singing And drumming. The atmosphere changed for the interesting when this character of a guy….who was slightly tone deaf…. sang Bollywood songs to the drumming. But I give him an A for effort and acting.

Well. That’s all for now. I leave you with this picture of a Himilayan cat.

It choked.

Today, theres an Offline mode for Google Docs which relies on Gears. I installed this, and was at least able to upload a 700k (10,000 row) spreadsheet…but the thing still chokes terribly when I try and sort the rows.

Google docs has great promise in helping documents become living, authoritative, versioned, searchable, and shareable..but it failed for me today. So I’m still stuck in the dark ages.

Now, the question is….over which of these dimensions do the top 100,000 money making websites differ.

I was on a website a few minutes ago, and I wrote something really prolific. So, I had spent 20 minutes writing , (drawn out over 2 hours). Well, when I go and hit the “post” button on the website (an alexa 1000) it  timed out….and when I re-logged in, my work was gone.

Luckily, I had backed up my data on google docs and all was well. But doesn’t this remind you of using a wordprocessor on a mac in 1994… either the mac would crash, or microsoft word would. And what did we all do….well we hit the save button (after every freaking sentance. (For those of you that have no frame of reference, i did that to save the file to hard disk). And I’m still really glad that those same tendencies of mine to back up my work that had originated in 1994 carried on until today.

And to put icing on the cake, the glorious google docs application itself, some how re-bolded some of this stuff that I saved, that I told it not to bold. Which is no where near as catastrophic user experience as the first foul one only the minute before.
Now…the ways that this is different than 1994 are too numerous to mention. Things such as open source, zero conf (eg…the web), cool programming languages that are fast enough to scale into production, garbage collection, distributed source control (eg bazaar), centralized-optimistic-offline-locking source control (eg svn), blogs about distributed source control (http://versioncontrolblog.com/)

But in some ways things are same….ajax…which has spawned a lot of this browser innovation is simply a re-do of the client-server model which is a concept that was achieving GUI maturity in 1994.

In other ways it isnt. Instead of Apple vs. Microsoft. Its Apple vs. Microsoft vs. Google vs. Amazon vs. Yahoo vs. Ebay vs. rupert murdoch (Myspace/Fox News) vs. Facebook and so on.

A new ajax version of this is available at http://xsketch.com I’m almost inspired to resurrect the bot. But its probably on a dead hard drive at my dad’s house, or only existing in wetware

“Why is it good if programmers are lazy?”

Lazy programmers tend to fix problems and not symptoms. They also tend to write scripts instead of repetitively do things. I would  think that its laziness that causes programmers to write the least amount of code to solve a problem. The less code, the less there is to maintain, and the more healthy a project is.